actual phone message left by client on prosecuting attorney’s voicemail:

client 1: um this is {         } and my social security number is, um, 3 um 1, uhhh wait 6. no. um i can never remember my number. um 3.
it’s so hard to remember it.
(yelling to client in the hallway)
hey, do you know your social security number?

client 2: yes it’s {123-45-6789}

client 3: {      } you’re not supposed to walk around blurting out your social security number

client 1: hey {       }! MIND YOUR OWN DAMN BUSINESS!
um i can’t remember it.

(hangs up phone)

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